Our Activities
Moffet Cattle
Want a cow? We have one just for you!
Moffet&Co
Our main venture, to create the perfect gin for the Montenegrin Lord Zoltan Dragovic the 3rd
Moffett Brothel
Unlike any brothel you have seen. Only serving the LGBT community with one handsome stud!
Moffet Hive
No not the club/hostel. Bees and stuff. Buzz buzz motherfucker
Moffett Breeding
Great animal porn means healthy animal population
Moffett Builders
For some reason we also build stuff in another island middle of no-where in Australia
“Original and with an innate understanding of their customer’s needs, the team at Moffett Farm are always a pleasure to work with.”
Jane Miller
ABOUT US
No choice but fully organic
As one of the most remote place in the world, everything we do is %100 organic as we dont really have another choice
